Night owl.
I work night shift, so my schedule is a little different from most people's. I'm usually awake while the rest of the world sleeps, but I still make time for people I care about.
THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB OPENING OF THE YEAR
Seeking one
very special
girlfriend
Hi, I'm Patrick. This is an extremely official, highly sophisticated application to see if we might be each other's favorite person. It's mostly a joke. The interest in finding someone genuine isn't.
* Interviews may include laughing, getting food, and talking way too long.
OFFICIAL DOCUMENTNO. 001 / ♡
APPLICATION
FOR LOVE
FOR LOVE
POSITIONGirlfriend (full-time-ish)
EMPLOYERPatrick
START DATEWhen we click
yes, I really
made a website
for this
made a website
for this
THE GUY BEHIND THE QUESTIONNAIRE
Okay, but who's Patrick?
A little about the person potentially stealing your fries.
INTRODUCING THE APPLICANT REVIEWER
Here's the guy behind the application.
Since I'm asking people to fill out an entire application, I figured putting a face to the name was only fair.
There’s a little more about me below — the schedule, the hobbies, where I’ve been, and where I’m hoping to go.
A few photos. A few facts. ♡
Certified hobby collector.
Music and audio preservation, vintage tech, photography, gaming, and creative projects. I’m always finding something new to learn or another idea to bring to life.
Coins and the stock market.
I collect coins, follow the stock market, and enjoy investing. I like learning about things that hold value and thinking about the bigger picture.
What I studied.
I graduated from South Charleston High School in 2017 and BridgeValley Community & Technical College in 2021, with an associate’s degree and a dual major in Cyber Security and Network Technologies.
Building on what I have.
I don't have every step of my future figured out. For now, I plan to keep living with my parents, and someday I hope to take over and build on what my family has created. I'd like to grow our wealth, invest, acquire more land, and eventually fund my entrepreneurial ideas — with the goal of helping future generations of my family, too.
Looking for something real.
I'm hoping for a wife who's also my best friend and teammate. Someone I can talk things out with, laugh with, enjoy the quiet moments with, and build a life alongside.
THE FINE PRINT
The requirements are pretty simple.
Honesty and long-term compatibility come first. The rest is mostly breadsticks, playlists, and very questionable HR jokes.
✓ Be 18 or older
✓ Be kind and honest
✓ Have a sense of humor
✓ Be interested in something real, not mind games
THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
Let's make it official-ish.
A few real dealbreakers, lots of fun questions, and a shot at 100% off your first dinner date. Reapplications welcome. Keep it honest. ♡
Check your inbox.
Enter the six-digit code sent to your email. Verification prevents someone else from submitting an application under your name.
We may have met before.
You might have applied before. No worries — you're welcome to apply again.
We only show online results after verifying the original email address. Shared names alone do not grant access to anyone's answers.
Different paths, no hard feelings.
This is about one person's dating preferences, not your worth as a person. Thanks for taking the time to be here. ♡
This application has concluded.
You made it, applicant!
100/100COMPATIBILITY SCORE
YOUR POTENTIAL FIRST-DATE DINNER DISCOUNT100% OFF
Subject to Patrick's review and mutual interest.
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OFFICIAL APPLICATION DOCUMENT · PDFDISPLAY ONLY
This PDF contains your answers in a fixed, non-fillable layout. It is not digitally signed and cannot guarantee protection against advanced editing.
On a phone, Share can send your answers in a message or email. Nothing is automatically delivered.
For fun, not a formal contract. Any date and dinner offer depend on mutual interest, Patrick's final approval, and an agreed budget. Responses can contain personal information—share them only if you're comfortable.
Made with a questionable amount of dedication — Patrick